Hilary Duff makes me poop…
…let me explain. So I go into the bathroom and ya know you can always shit right away. I found though if I I start reading the Maxim with her on the cover, I can go right away. So thank you Hilary for having a face that makes me shit. She is looking pretty hot these days, I mean for a blond. If you know me you know that blonds are like the low scale hotties to me. The blonder your hair, the less I even pay attention to you. I know that’s wrong and shallow and evil but, I really find the whole barbie doll looking chick so…bla. Now I’m not saying if a blond with a smoking body hit on me, I would say no. Ive been super horny as of late and finding myself playmate less. Kinda my fault tho really, I have been trying to find something particular in a female. Sad thing I don’t know just what it is. Yet. You know what they say, when your not looking.
Shout out to my home girls who I hung out with last night. I do enjoy the company of “the girls” (who wouldn’t, young and hot, they can hold a conversation). Jewbie you are so the Super Jew. I was already for a boring night , when Super Page swooped and made my night one of enjoyment. Thanks SUPER JEW. R2, the bomb human.Thanks. Sum …shhh just do you nails and look hot . Have a good work week.
Now! On to the story of where I looked god in the face.
Yesterday I’m heading to work, its suppose to rain but it hadn’t yet, for February it was that cold either. I was counting my blessings, high as fuck , first thing in the morning ya know. Walking to the bus stop. You know Im thinking even when I get my DL back I’m going to ride the bus more. ..ANYWAY….I walk to the stop being glad not to be attacked by stray dogs this day, after all I have been attacked in the past. I sit down in the covered bus stop. 5 minutes later , rain pours down in a massive sheet of moisture. Being high really makes me so much more grateful and empathic and what not… I give a quick but heartfelt thanks to my higher power, for letting me get under this shelter before the bone cold rain drenched me. 10 minutes goes by and the bus comes I get on and look back at the stop, when I see this bolt of light from the sky strikes 40 feet away , lights up this transformer. One of the most spectacular things I have EVER seen in my life I mean the sound alone is unlike any other. I didn’t know if this was a higher power high five or just bad aim. It was just the start of my day.
